Originalsynic, 44

This is me. I am a highly sarcastic, brutally honest, self-righteous curmudgeon. I'm artistic. I enjoy sketching and digital design; my favorite motifs are cyberpunk and steampunk. I'm also a writer. My current project, a graphic novel, is the perfect marriage of all that is relevant to my interests. I've spent the last two years writing it. Il----rating it, I imagine, will take another three.

I own two cats. Their names are King Leonidas I [Lee] and Xerxes I of Persia [Xee]. They are the greatest cats to ever grow fur. Yes, better than that cat you just thought of.

I'm the son of a preacher man. Though we don't see eye to eye on the entire religion thing, my dad is my goddamn hero.

I live in Winter Park and work in downtown Orlando. If you frequent downtown during the day, you've probably seen me in a tan shirt, riding on a bike, getting an obscene tan. If that were the case, then reading the rest of this profile is moot; you know me already, and I guarantee you avoided me like the Bubonic Plague.

I'm a frequent movie spectator and avid gamer. Along with rolling polyhedral dice, I occasionally troll /b/. If you can decipher the previous sentence, there's a fair chance that we'll get along famously.

I am black. Not mixed, not even a little bit. I am 100% black. Blacker than Patrick Ewing or Nelson Mandela. So black that I leave a shadow at 3 in the morning. Still, I checked every ethnicity available for my profile. I'm not going to say why. If you have to wonder, then you'll never know.

I'm realistic. I'm pragmatic. On the whole, I find the human race rather disappointing, and this outlook tends to simmer casually in the back of my head (let's just say that if there were a global pandemic or zombie apocalypse, I would welcome it with open arms). I find happiness in art, whether it be written, aural, visual, or self-made.

And now for something completely different.