Kekoa52, 42

Something Clever To Be Added At A Later Date Ok, where to start. I guess the basics. I'm Hawaiian. I'm a hard worker and I love my job. Its awesome and it pays well. My family is very important to me. I have no kids but three crazy nephews that are the coolest kids ever. For fun I do the usual stuff, movies and hanging out with friends. I have a "unique" sense of humor. I can't dance but do anyway, and only at random and odd times. When I sing its normally off key and to the wrong words. Singing is always better that way. I have been known to buy really awesome and way too complicated toys for my nephews so they have to come to me to play with them. My friends often describe me as a big teddy bear... A teddy bear who likes to cuss and hit people.( In a joking way, of course ) I have an insane amount of knowledge, but its all useless and really strange. I'm a grown man and I own a bean bag chair, a bean bag chair that I use more than my couch. I think George Foreman is a genius, not for the grill ( it is pretty awesome though ), but for naming almost all of his kids George. I just recently bought a diggeridoo and its great. ( if you're not sure what it is, look it up. Its worth it ). I feel that I'm a terrible Hawaiian for three reasons: 1. I've been to Hawaii once my entire life and that was last year. 2. I HATE pineapples. 3. I can't swim. I do try to make up for my deficiencies as a Hawaiian by getting traditional Hawaiian tattoos. I feel that evens the score a little. In all I have five tattoos. I need one more then I�m done. I have a thing for even numbers. Five is driving me crazy. Symmetry is important. ANYWAY� If you actually read all of this I�m sorry. You could have been doing something way more productive. Like balance your check book, or paint a picture of two pears in a bowl next to a tiger. If you still for some unknown reason want to delve into the depths of madness that I like to call my life, feel free to contact me.