Integropy, 35

I may prefer stairs over the elevator but I'll never step down, I make more people laugh than the most successful clowns, you may think I'm a freak, cause I eat like a beast, but I can sit around all day and not gain a pound. My hair is it's own ecosystem, untamed like the safari, a dense forgotten place, each strand like a pine tree you already miss'em. I dream every dream without ever taking a nap, though I sleep like a log you couldn't wake me with a slap. I'm not all mean, though you might be and turn green, after you see what happens when I eat some beans. Now look I don't pollute, I hold on to my trash, keeping it in hand till theres a can to pass. You may want to salute when you've caught my attention, oh and one more thing I forgot to mention, my hearts allot like the worlds greatest conventions; I never once approached a girl with selfish intentions. Though they still blow me of cause I'm a little to weird. I guess they couldn't compromise with a guy who doesn't like beer. Sometimes I like to style and grow out my beard, but the very next day it might just disappear. I may not match every word for word, but I promise that doesn't mean that I what you said just went unheard. Often lost in my head, not playing dead, I'll divide my time and give you peice of mind and help you understand all that I said.