Grimblefuzz, 44

I'm a little bit booze, a little bit snooze, a little more game, not obsessed with fame. Looking for a girl, one who rocks my world, master with controls, wreckin' all the trolls.

Whoa, that got out of hand quickly.

Jimmy here, gamer veteran, medically retired military, cynical bartender with a degree in sarcasm and wit.

Recently, a family friend said "You need a gamer chick!"

Well thanks for the heads up, Admiral. Is your whole crew that astute with their observations? Of course I do. Unfortunately, most of the girls I bump into on dating sites want a muscle-head, a skydiver, a camping master; in general, a Vin Diesel clone they can wear around like arm candy.

I prefer to remain human and a little more realistic with expectation.

You don't have to be perfect, just be perfect for me. Maybe that sounds like a stretch, but I've been around long enough to know what I like, what I need, and I won't compromise for anything less. I won't waste time with "I guess."