Squidbelt, 30

Just an avid gamer looking for a ladyfriend to share gamer moments with. I'm into nearly all sorts of games from Cookie Clicker (Gotta get those grandmas) to Elder Scrolls Online, to Elite: Dangerous, to Minecraft. I've got the mentality of a squid in that when I'm terrified, ink goes everywhere and I zip out like Zoidberg.

In terms of music, I mostly consider myself to be into rock and metal, but also listen to various rap/hip-hop artists, classical music, reggae-- Pretty much anything with a solid beat and understandable lyrics.

I've got an extremely twisted and cynical sense of humor, but will laugh at just about anything. From "Dad Humor" (Oh, real punny) to morbid holocaust jokes, I'll laugh at anything; especially myself.

I don't drink, smoke, or do any kind of drugs aside from ibuprofen for those occasional migraines.

But of course(Aw snap, he started a sentence with "but"), it's not all about games for me. I like to get outside every once and a while, even go camping in an undisclosed location just to see how well I can survive.

Typically I'd like to say I'm a laidback person, but of course we all have moments of being high-strung. I take all of life in stride and just roll with the punches, kicks, and shots-to-the-face as they come.

Oh, and I love singing.

*Claps hands together* Any questions?