Drlspringtx, 43

I'm a guy. I play online games. I enjoy the same things most people enjoy. Movies, swimming, romance, etc. I exercise every now and then, but I have good hygiene. I'm not fat but I'm not the guy they want to put on the Abrocrombie billboard either. You've seen that guy.. shaved body, oiled up, wearing three pair of socks. Yea I'd do him too.

I enjoy crude humor. I'm a guy. Tosh.o - Dave Chappelle - stupid movies (scary movie series + all those stupid ones) but I enjoy a good chick flick every now and then.

Sure I'm a nerd. Computer games, web design, marekting, dorky card games like MTG. Deal with it. What am I just supposed to enjoy shopping and getting buried in debt all day?

Do I dance and club and party? No not really. I make bad white people dancers look good. Clubs smell like ash trays and when is the last time you went to a party that wasn't filled with drunk, fake people?

Cars, Job, House, Insurance... yea I have all that.

Whom need not apply --- anybody who smokes. Cigs, Cigaweed, crack pipe.. stay away.

I have a smart --- yet playful sends of humor. Sorry.