Derpderpa, 42

Honestly, I am empty without my only worthy adversary tormenting me.

I am a goofball of the highest caliber. I make really bad puns, I like to sing weird songs, and generally make fun of everything. My family and I are very close, because we were a military family. I like to go to the shooting range, drive, and cook. As far as humor is concerned, nothing is off limits.

I do use quite a bit of colorful language, but I do know when to hold my tongue.

I love my car. Manual transmission is so much more fun to drive than an automatic. Now, if only I could teach people how to drive...

I am a fountain of useless information. I love trivia, Jeopardy, Trivial Pursuit, and the NTN Games at bars. When I drink, I enjoy beer, vodka and gin. I like to play video games, read, go to the pub, enjoy weekends at the lake, and pinball.

I love going to my local pub and having some beers and watching the Cards play, or just jamming to some tunes with my friends. Every great once in a while, I can be convinced to do some karaoke, but it takes some work to get me up there. I work in IT, have my own place, and enjoy living in St. Louis. I have lived all over the US, and have lived in Europe as well.

Music is my passion, but I have a hard time tolerating Pop music. I classify Hip-Hop/Rap and Country as Pop.

I like to be intellectually challenged by my peers. I theorize constantly on a myriad of subjects.