Just thought I'd drop my first post.

[kelseychaos]

My name is Kelsey and I'm looking to make some friends. I'm pretty surprised how few forum posts there are on here, especially since we're gamers.
I think everyone should tell a dirty little secret about themselves.

[virallyyours (deleted)]

Dirty little secret, huh? I have a secret. But it isn't about me. It's about the tree in my front lawn. It's going to sound absurd but I swear to ----ing God it moves! I have measuring tape and weeks of documentation to prove these accusations. I'd like to get a surveillance camera and watch the seedy bastard 24/7.

Aha. Get it, seedy? And it's a tree!?

There are very very few posts on this forum but I plan to change that as I will be writing in it every hour of every day for the rest of my life.

***UPDATE****
The tree has migrated 0.008 kilometers to the North East towards the sidewalk.

[pherum]

`I dont have a dirty secret but i have a dirty joke!


kid in a mud puddle!

too dirty for you?

heres a clean one...

Kid in the tub
:3